Daddy Long Legs

I got mad at her
When she gave you a lift and scared you.
I had no right to get enraged.
But then neither had she
At the wheel.

I wrote a story in 1975 about a Daddy Long Legs
That was pulled apart in his attempt
At preserving a maiden’s modesty
In her housecoat at the sink.
 
I never forgave the Lady Driver .
How daft is that?
An exercise of the Vicarious
In Pointless Mode

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