"Be Prepared", said Baden Powell. Hotel Grammercy here offers you eleven instances of rooms crafted in advance of the arrival of their customers. Opinion sifters in the Flask propose a narrative which is carefully alligned to the cultural preferencs of the Putative Clients (the "Putz" for short).

1. The Patriot at Rest. with Eagle Light Switch (silent mode), the Jacques Tourneur Room, venetain blinds optional.

2. Floating in Parallel with a suspension of Gravity (democratic mode) the Kubrick Suite.

3. The Rattan Headboard as Mother grooms daughter, the Tootie Room with concealed dolls. Fowl on the walls induce complete sleep.

4. The Vivien Leigh Chamber, Gone with the bed-spread, mildly erotic Bartolozzi Mzzotint and two slowly shifting rugs.

5. Cheap Abuse Chamber, just hold the Conch to the ear and hear the thoughts of Guests from the Past. The Management is not responsible for caustic wit and repartee.

6.The Gloria Graham Suite (non-grapefruit option). Clients pay for extra tuck in bed and broad sheets newspapers

7. The Douglas Sirk Suite, with Richard Hamilton trappings (extra) - Just what is it the Maid has found under the Counterpane?

8. Danny's Room, just right for a child.

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