|  THE
        DRIVER AT THE WHEEL, A DIAGRAM 1963
   It is an endearing feature of top flight American
        advertising that the product frequently generates a Unique Selling Proposition. One
          favourite,"It's Toasted!"- oh yeh,and
          so what?  But you never question it.  Even when the various brands/marques 
          are indistinguishable (perhaps because of it) some factor has to be
        available and compulsive to clich the deal. If this is not possible an
        interceding Figure has to be present that iaddresses the potential
        purchaser. Otherwise the consumeris is reduced to some dumb act like
        banging the thing with a gloved fist ( "Pound for Pound"...gettit?)  The Interceding Angel can be Female - a skimpily clad
        women deployed on the Bonnet of the Car. Better for the Family Purchaser
        is the Scientist or Skilled Mechanick. Just look at 14,and the Mechanick's sheer gravity
          of expression so skillfully caught in the fill light. Look at the precision
        instrument held like a surgical probe.His hair will never flop forward
        into the grinding cogs.It is fused to his scalp.  The Mechanic's argument is
          - "Look at this - we both know this is vital...and isn't it great?
        You'll find this in a Rolls Royce too ...Oh yes you will."  In 03. 04, 06 and 07, the proposition is put to the Consumer
        by a range of figures of authority.  In 03 the proposition is so feeble
          it has to addressed to a Child while his Mother looks on, amused at
        his receptivity to the Sitting Machine. The proposition can be sensible,
        imparted by a grease monkey on the subject of corrosion in 04. Best is 07   (Car Comfort Test) where a white coated
        assistant measures the action space made available to Lovers whose every
        caress is visible through the front of the Car. A surly chaperone (perhaps
        played by Ray Collins) watches their every move from the back. They seem
        cheerful enough despite his malign presence.  "No, that model of a Plymouth car body isn't
          going any place..."is added in case you are so dim as to believe they
          mean it for the Highways. The new No Wheels Option.  When all else fails the Car is visualised as a Magic
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